David Ortiz, Seeking to Prove He’s More Insecure Than Most High School Girls, Lashes Out at Reporters Following Loss.

A meltdown following the second game of 2010 spells a long season for Ortiz.

Well that didn’t take long. 

Following a 6-4 loss to New York on Tuesday night the Boston Red Sox found themselves sitting at 1-1 and on pace for a .500 season; clearly it was time to hit the panic button. Former slugger and current decrepit designated hitter David Ortiz, who went hitless in the first two games of the season, was asked by reporters following the game whether he was concerned about his slow start after last year’s disastrous meltdown (Ortiz hit .185 with one HR and 18 RBI’s last April/May). Apparently the question struck a nerve, and Big Papi responded with Dickens-like eloquence: 

“Good…you guys wait ’til [expletive] happens, then you can talk [expletive]. Two [expletive] games, and already you [expletives] are going crazy. What’s up with that, man? [Expletive]. [Expletive] 160 games left. That’s a [expletive]. One of you [expletives] got to go ahead and hit for me.” 

Even if I can’t correctly identify all of the expletives listed above (s-word, s-word, f-ing, mother-effers, f-word, f-ing, s-word ton, mother-effers?) the gist of Ortiz’s comments is quite clear: don’t judge me by two games. 

He’s right of course. Seven at-bats is an extremely small sample size, and if Ortiz played in San Diego or Kansas City this minor slump would be a non-issue. Unfortunately Ortiz doesn’t play for the Royals, he plays for the Red Sox in one of the largest media markets in the sport. As a player in New York or Boston you’re under the microscope 24/7, which Ortiz should realize entering his 8th season with the Red Sox.

If Ortiz had just brushed off the questions, or laughed at his own expense, it’s unlikely we would still be talking about his slow start today. But by lashing out at reporters, Big Papi revealed what many in the media speculated last year…that the end is near. Ortiz is no longer the 40-50 home run threat he was when he first arrived in Boston and unless he rights the ship soon, both physically and mentally, Big Papi’s days in Beantown might be numbered with Mike Lowell waiting in the wings.

Love ’em or hate ’em the Red Sox sure know how to make things interesting.

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4 Responses

  1. […] David Ortiz, Seeking to Prove He’s More Insecure Than Most High School Girls, Lashes Out at Re… […]

  2. Yeah I agree. Papi’s outburst just shows how much a slow start weighs on his mind.

    The thing is, Papi has been such a huge player for the Red Sox over the years. His slow start last season was so out of the norm that people forget he was very good for four months of the year.

    What it really shows me is the Boston media love to eat their own. Time and again they seem to form agendas and steamroll through, oftentimes ignoring facts.

    Ted Williams, Yaz, Rice, Nomar, Clemens and Ortiz were/are all victims of it.

    Boston writers pick away at their heroes until the sentiment of the people gets behind them.

  3. Just wait until he starts forcing himself to vomit because his jeans are too snug.

  4. Maybe he’s suffering a little because he’s back on the roids. Loved the article…Speaking of panic, the M’s are unquestionably on pace to win 40 games

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